Snake!

I was going out tonight to sit on our porch swing and read, but someone else wanted the porch instead. It's a snake. It's over a foot long, and it's bigger than the diameter of a pencil. See how it's poised to strike? You may think that it is "small," but it's mean, and I gave it the porch. At least for the evening.

You know, it has a mother, and she's probably living in our herbs. She can have the herbs. I'll used dried.